tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256707145494645488.post6720097046394100916..comments2023-10-25T23:14:13.137-07:00Comments on DUNKIN' BERLINER: Jesus H. Christ on a BicycleDunkin' Berlinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09541403455344448362noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256707145494645488.post-2747800004207216912011-11-03T15:53:44.234-07:002011-11-03T15:53:44.234-07:00You shouldn't be telling me to reach for the b...You shouldn't be telling me to reach for the bike pump in a public forum. In case I get hit by a bike, see red and do the thang, you'll be an Accessory to Conspiracy to Commit Deutschbag Manslaughter. I looked it up.<br /><br />db :DDunkin' Berlinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09541403455344448362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256707145494645488.post-70334787696065721332011-11-03T15:22:49.560-07:002011-11-03T15:22:49.560-07:00Some cycle lanes are on the street, others not, bu...Some cycle lanes are on the street, others not, but if you stay out of them wherever they are you shouldn't get hit. If you get hit while you're on the pedestrian lane, then by all means, reach for that pump.Spudnikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15582705259374923073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256707145494645488.post-70657520749152369652011-11-02T14:19:18.169-07:002011-11-02T14:19:18.169-07:00Another law of nature: the 21st century is for tra...Another law of nature: the 21st century is for trains, planes and automobiles. If some hippie cyclist wants to go head to head with the big boys in the big steel in the big city they will lose. This is called Darwin's law. Sorry, I know you bike daily for whatever reason. You're obviously not one of the fux I was ranting about. But I knew you'd have to chime in as an avid cyclist. In most cities in the world it is illegal to cycle on the sidewalks because that is where we without cars must walk. We don't wanna walk with our assholes puckered in fear over some dickwad on a bike who wants to play childish power games. Bike lanes are for the street. Take your chances with the traffic, or get a car and move with the times. I hate driving cars in the city, so I walk and use public transport. I never yell at anyone in cars or on bikes. But the Berliner cyclists yell at everything that moves. Germany is wrong about its bike lanes and its bike laws and wrong to protect these assholes on two wheels. Germany was wrong about many other things as well. Just ask history. And if I ever get hit by a bike and not killed, I will limp over to the Deutschbag who hit me and beat him to death with his own bike pump.<br /><br />dbDunkin' Berlinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09541403455344448362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5256707145494645488.post-91902341578058175252011-11-02T12:58:33.923-07:002011-11-02T12:58:33.923-07:00Fuck motorists. Fuck pedestrians. Fuck yeah!
Am c...Fuck motorists. Fuck pedestrians. Fuck yeah! <br />Am completely against you on this one - cars should stay on the road, pedestrians on the footpath, cyclists in the cycle lane. It's only when any two of the three meet that there's a problem. <br />Pedestrians should get first preference obviously - I always give way to pedestrians - but the reason the cycle lanes are painted red is so they remember to look before crossing, just as they would when crossing the road. They're not so blasé about getting hit by a truck or a car as by getting hit by a flimsy bicycle. <br />Cars don't give a fuck, however, and will park or cut over cycle lanes at will. I saw one cyclist actually hit by a car yesterday, before the four-wheeled fucker fucked off in a squeal of rubber. <br />I have hit cars who have cut across me without looking, rowed with ignorant motorists who are surprised to learn the error of their ways. As I always tell them, aren't you happy I'm alive to hit the side of your precious fucking car? If I was as dimwitted as you, I wouldn't be. This happens on an almost daily basis. <br />I bear witness to this law of nature.Spudnikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15582705259374923073noreply@blogger.com