A provocative title indeed, one which suggests either:
A) I've been too busy to post because I have embarked on a lucrative career in the Poor But Sexy city of Berlin, one which precludes any rants on counter culture and/or general annoyances on the lack of proper salsa for my boo ree toes.
B) I've finally given up my creative dream and have begun a career of sucking. Something or someone.
To answer those 23 of you who have followed my scratchings thusfar:
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Still here, still doing The Thang, but less of it. I did in fact suck down drei pfannkuchen mit kirsch last week; it was the first time in months. Apparently I'm too fat. My wife keeps telling me that.
Oh yeah! I also got married on Thanksgiving Thursday, November 28, 2013 in Gibraltar. I didn't pick that date. They did. We took it. We're thankful.
Coming to the end of another apartment lease, I have to wonder:
A) Has our time come? Have the hipsters and yuppies/yummies finally got a stranglehold on all the available rentals left in Berlin?
B) When you ask for a reason why you can't renew your lease, your landlord replies "It is a free market. We can rent to whoever we choose," do you think there's some sort of underground conspiracy going on?
C) Should I get medieval on some asses?
D) Where's the next city/country/haven?
I don't care that they blame the hipsters and creatives for ruining Berlin. Hell, I do the same damn thing on every other blog post. I do a sticky-sweet donut post, then I do a sour, bitter rant to balance it out. Maybe that too is a conspiracy; one which plans to lead my very few readers on a bittersweet up and down rollercoaster ride which ends in them clicking on the bipolar pill advert on the right.
Oh yeah, they kicked me off the ad program for foul language. Well, at least I kept my fucking dignity.
I can't say much more except to say that someone has said it all before--and better--than my humble self.
One such example of How Things Got Fucked in Berlin:
http://thebaffler.com/past/sacking_berlin
Read it and weep. Or come here and buy a fucking condo. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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