A dearly departed friend o' mine once commented that I had certain 'Homer Simpson-like qualities' that he admired. I suppose he meant one or more of my personal traits that Mr. Simpson might exhibit in any given episode, such as: A) The way in which I say 'beeeeerrrrr', B) How a jelly donut causes an actual Pavlov's Dog salivation reaction in my mouth.
I'm not a sweet tooth by nature, nor am I by any means 'starving' over here in Planet Berlin, but I just decided that blogs need fuel, and nothing fuels a good ole comedic rant like a Real Live Berliner Jelly Donut. So I've decided to completely WHORE MYSELF and put a 'donate' button on my blog. If you have somehow come across these words, and by some strange miracle have read through to the end of the rant/parody/satirical experiment, and by some even larger miracle have ACTUALLY had a chuckle or a smile, or even an LOL moment, please feed me a donut. My donate button is located on the top right. If you send me some donut money (like a buck or two), I promise to stuff it in my face and start a fresh fury of feverishly fluff filled blogging that only a man with hypoglycemia and too much time on his hands can unleash. And if I'm feeling particularly saucy, I may add A LARGE COFFEE to that jelly donut and REALLY CUT LOOSE.
By helping me fuel my donut addiction, you save an old lady from having her handbag snatched outside a Berlin bakery. The 'BUY ME A DONUT' button is located by my profile on the top right side of this blog. Click today, I munch away tomorrow morning!