Here are some of my favorite donut quotes of all time. One of them I just heard last night:
"Personally, I think some things are our own choice and some things are predetermined. Let me give you an example: if I walk into a donut shop I do so out of free will. But once I am there, it is my destiny to eat every single jelly donut they have."
- Craig Ferguson, late night talk show host
"Donuts. Is there anything they CAN'T do?"
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
"I owe it all to the little chocolate donuts."
- John Belushi