Why in the flying fuck did you do it, db? Well, in two years only two people clicked on the 'buy me a donut' button (thanks Mom and Old High School Buddy). I was starting to feel unappreciated. Even the comments were becoming fewer and farther between. The economy is rough. The devil made me do it. I blame the boooooooze! From now on, you will see 'relevant ads' splashed all over this blog like bodily fluids in a bar toilet.
I did it for another reason: comic value. When I write a post about donuts, I should expect a Dunkin' Donuts ad to magically appear below my post, beckoning my followers into her glazed and sparkly den of donut iniquity. But since most of my posts are about Deutschbags, sheisse and generally heinous humor, I can't wait to see the resulting 'relevent' ads. Deutschbag posts should be followed by Deutsche Bahn train promotions and sheisse posts should be followed by some equally shitty advertisements.
Either way, click on an ad and make this whore happy. I get a penny a click or some dumbass amount, so if you can't afford to send me a buck for a freakin' donut, by all means, pay a whore a compliment and click me, baby. Click me REEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOD.
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Ah, don't feel bad! I'm an "advertiser" for Amazon products via "buy links." But you're right...not much money from those clicks.
ReplyDeleteFor a few months this year, California took away the privilege of doing the Amazon buy links...and I was about to shut down my Blogger sites.
But then Jerry Brown returned the privilege to us, and you'll now see those links again!
Good luck...and we have to get our pennies wherever we can!
I am shocked, flabbergasted even... You're American - why has it taken so long?!
ReplyDeleteY'all BOTH clicked on the ad for Ex-Lax and Metamucil, right? It would help me be Craptastic if you would. Dankeverymuch.
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