The following conversation takes place entirely in German. You are reading the translation of the notes which were pried out of the cold, dead hand of the witness.
Give me a Sterni, asshole!
Lick my greasy Mohawk, Deutschbag!
C’mon! I begged most of the money! All you did was flirt with the chicks walking into the store!
Both of you are fucked! It was MY dog that made us get all the change for the beer today.
Shut up, bitch! Your dog ate my fucking homework!
Oh, right… when was the last time YOU went to school? Were there cars, or did you suck dick on horseback?
Shut up, fake punk bitch. Your parents TOTALLY bought you all your piercings and tattoos. On layaway. Your shirt says ‘Fight the system’ but you couldn’t fight a sprinkler system.
Look you idiots: I was out here for like, HOURS and the bitch with the dog just got here. No WAY is she getting my Sterni. I’m just sayin.’
We got 4 euros in 4 hours…that’s like 10 Sternis. Three of us. Uhhhh…. How many do we each get?
I don’t have a fucking clue. The bitch’s dog ate my fucking homework!
Both of you guys can suck my dog’s dick!
Oh, you’re soooo cool, Punk Rock Girl. I think some asshole wrote a song about you. It sucked more dick than YOU!
All right you two, either fuck or fight, but for the love of GOTT, give me my fucking STERNI!
I want to break something!
Break open a STERNI!!!
Sternburg bier aus Leipzig ROCKS in ways I cannot begin to explain! It’s like a malty, amber microbrew—only DIRT CHEAP! Like the people who drink it!
You said it. All this anarchy is making me thirsty. STERNI, anyone?
I presume the witness died after drinking a bottle of this Sterni. Fuck it, maybe you're right. I'll get in touch about another Sterni tour, possibly towards the end of next (or this, depending how you look at it) week.
ReplyDeleteActually, the witness died from exposure to the elements. Cuz the punk rock life is so hard, and none of those bastards actually come from upper middle class families, nosirree Bob. They are "victims of Capitalism" who beg from other victims of Capitalism--solvent ones. All this punk philosophy makes me thirsty for Sterni!!! Lemme know...
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P.S. A mother blogging son of a bitch stole my photo above, which originally appeared earlier in this blog in the Nazi march post. You may witness the thievery here:
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