The first time I had African food was in the Height/Ashbury
district in San Francisco. It wasn’t trendy; it was just another
culinary voice in the cacophony of city sounds and sites I once knew in my
college years. I remember the large plate
with the pancake on the bottom; small dabs of colorful food adorned the
top. I recall the distinct lack of
cutlery. The smiling African waitress
offered only folded bits of the same pancake base with which to scoop up the
messy morsels. The food was flavorful
and spicy.
On my second visit I decided to take a couple of young
ladies I knew from my London
semester of study abroad. They happened
to be studying at San Francisco State
University as well, so we had our
post-London reunion over African food.
As anyone who has had East African food (Eritrean, Ethiopian) knows, the size of the plate correlates to the size of the dining party—a bigger plate
and a bigger pancake for a party of three.
Everyone shares from the same plate using their hands. One of the more uptight ladies in our party
interrogated the waitress: “Am I to
assume we get no knife and fork with this?”
The waitress merely laughed and walked away shaking her head. Later the same young lady informed me that
she would never return to that—or any—African restaurant again. Snotty racist cow.
Europeans and certain ‘upper class’ Americans won’t eat with
their hands. I’ve seen Europeans eat
pizza and hamburgers with a knife and fork, and we’re getting tired of it (just
ask the New Yawkers at The Bird: ‘Please, at least try eating the damn burger
with your hands. All you uptight people with forks and knives are driving us
crazy.’) Some food DEMANDS that you
touch it. Why else would they coin the phrase 'finger food?' An Indian acquaintance I met
in Cyprus
explained to me as he taught me how to eat Indian food with my hands, “We have
five senses. To not touch your food is
to deny the full experience.” Damn, with
logic like that, I’m glad he didn’t try to talk me into trying yoga. Then I’d have to bounce my foot off his
Ghandian ass. And that would be sad.
In the States we pick up our burritos, tacos, pizza slices,
burgers and chicken wings. I have
actually gone weeks without touching a knife or fork. This weekend qualifies as a forkless nosh
period. Yesterday: fish tacos (made myself), today: African food at
Bejte-Ethiopia in a far flung place in Berlin
(Nollendorf Platz). We enjoyed the food, although the pancake was a bit sour
for our taste. Once again, we suspected
that they are catering to the locals’ love of everything sour (sauerkraut,
anyone?). But the food itself was
delicious, though not quite as spicy as the African restaurants I visited in San
Francisco or Munich. The kicker was the finish. We had read that they offer a special type of
coffee in the joint, so we ordered coffee for two. It came with a bowl of popcorn and I have no
idea why. I guess they’ve never heard of
biscuits or wafers. I drank the rich, strong coffee and just stared at the popcorn.
I couldn’t cotton to it.
Years ago in Prague,
an American picked up his slice of pizza with his hands and heard the muffled
mutterings of the Czechs. They sat there
like the dorks that they are, pretending to be all 'Yer Row Culture,’ pizza on
the plate, knife and fork in sweaty hands.
Step off, bitches. Pick up that mother humping pizza, hold it under your nose, look at it and smell it. As the saliva starts, slide that tasty morsel
into your mouth and chew: LISTEN! Your teeth are talking to you now!
Your Dunkin’ Berliner lesson in the culinary
arts has just begun.
Next week: unleash
the Third Eye Chakra in the center of your forehead and head butt your chow!
Maybe babies have the right idea! They pick up everything with their hands! lol
ReplyDeleteSounds like an interesting experience.
And...as for those who use knives and forks "inappropriately," can't imagine cutting up a pizza.
Don't mention BABIES. I live in the Breeder Capital of Europe, the neighborhood of Berlin - Prenzlauer Berg. People don't understand that bringing more people to this planet only makes it worse. Reproduction is evil, people who reproduce nowadays are either: A) egotistical slaves to their hormonal desire to copy themselves or B) just lookin' for a government handout. Of course this doesn't apply to MY dear parents, who only wanted to deposit me on this rock to see how clever I would become in the midst of all these messed up monkeys. :D
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ReplyDeleteEthiopian bread (flat) is always sour. Thanks for mentioning the place- I'll check it out next week. Was the food also extremely spicy/hot?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment, G! I've read that Ethiopian flat bread is sour, but what I had at this place was so sour that it buried the taste of most of the (non-spicy) food. It was like 'S.F. Sourdough bread' sour--and that stuff's no joke! In my previous experience with Ethiopian restaurants, the bread was much less sour and the food was much more spicy. The only other thing I've learned eating international food is that the restaurants almost always alter their food for the local palate. German food is mostly salty, fatty and sour (sausage/pork cuts, sourkraut and gravy). I prefer, rich, spicy food with no salty/sour taste. Let me know if you go to this place and it is supposed to be that sour. It's like somebody used the bread as a sponge to sop up spilled vinegar. But it was still much better than the ketchup covered hotdog they call currywurst (blech).
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